spotify gives you all of your stats at the end of every year and makes you a playlist of your top 100 songs, makes you six (6) personalized playlists every day, And a playlist every monday of new music based on your listening history and yall still gonna say apple music is better? i have to laugh
a gentle reminder that you did well this year. you met new people, learned new things and felt new feelings. you did so many things that made you scared. you picked yourself up off the floor after feeling completely defeated or heartbroken. there were some really tough nights but you survived them all. you made people happy just by existing. you accepted many goodbyes but the serendipitous meetings made up for them. it was your own hard work that paid off but you always downplay it or compare yourself to others. that’s not fair on yourself. you’ve come so far from the first day of this year. you have more wisdom and strength now. yes, other people seem more “successful” but does that even matter? please don’t think so lowly of yourself to only think about your failures. 2018 was your year of growth. I hope you take a moment to be kind to yourself, and believe that 2019 will be even better.
Me: I really shouldn’t be taking money out, I’m kinda broke
Bank: if it’s Harry, you take it
Me: oh my god
It’s crazy how once you cum you really come to your senses. I can be in the middle of some hot phone sex, and I’ll like cum before her and then I just feel like a energy being drained from me and I’m looking around hearing a girl on the phone going
“I want you to put your beard in this pussy, daddy?”
And I’m like, whoa I don’t feel like that anymore, I’ll call you back, okay?
Y is this me
when you go on porn binges like you’re flippin’ smut channels and then you nut and have an existential crisis over how filthy you are
I love that Hamlet’s first line in the play is “a little more than kin and less than kind,” because it so perfectly encapsulates the plot, his personality, and his feelings towards his uncle. Seriously, every line of Hamlet is a masterpiece and I can’t believe a human being created it
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
I had a wolf lick my face and then sit in my lap like she was a small lap dog and almost crushed my thighs, but it was worth it.
Americans: “You can identify as whatever you want. Whatever name you, the people of an ethnic group, choose must be accepted.”
Americans: “Why are Greeks white in Greek gods moodboards??”
Greeks: “We actually identify as European whites, because almost all of us have very light skin and we have European characteristics.”
Americans: *have four aneurisms*
Americans: hdhfhjfjhdkhd
Americans: “Are there even white Greeks? Aren’t you middle eastern, Black or something?? Africa is close to Greece!”
Greeks: “Yes I am here and I am white”
American: “THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE YOU HAVE INTERNALIZED RACISM THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE”
Greeks and other Europeans: *facepalming to death*
The Greek debate that happened yesterday, ladies and gents, between Greeks and Americans about how Greeks look! As a Greek living in Greece I can assure you most of us (like almost all of us) are white. When you put dark skinned people in Greek themed moodboards you DON’T represent the average Greek. And for some reason Americans refuse to listen to us to this??? Like, we don’t know our own country??
